Buttering Toast
Buttering toast is Something we do a lot And yet each time there are decisions Leave the toast to cool? And the butter sits atop All buttery and unctuous But visibly guilt prompting Butter it hot And whilst succulent and invisible May go soggy And then there’s the jam What does it say about a man? Who spreads jam with the butter knife? A man out of control Butter in the jam Jam in the butter And then there’s the butter straight from the fridge That should never be a problem Not if you use the butter dish But we shape our tools And have to invent spreadable butter Every single time I butter toast I remember the time My sister announced the innovative method Her stubble faced boy friend had For cleaning the butter knife He would stab it into the edge And slide the knife inside This is similar to opening the post If you use a letter knife The knife ventures into an unknown world inside the bread The family murmur en masse...