Life can't be lump free
Life can’t be completely unlumpy That’s easy for you to say You mean without lumps? One or two The soul travels at the speed of a camel The desert was a delight The angels did sing. Life can’t be without its ups and downs That’s not for you to say One for the road Over the bridge Hold onto your knickers The moors were in my mind The angels did sing Life can’t be lump free Without lumpy bits Bacon ham and sausage Oh and cigarettes That’s the c word you know Might be a Cyst The ward was deserted The angels did sing